Garbage In, Gospel Out: A Forensic Autopsy of the Crypto Report That Returned Nothing
Hook Last week a nine-dimension research report crossed my desk. It ran 1,847...
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Extreme Fear
Market Sentiment
Circulating supply increases by about 2%
Block reward reduced to 3.125 BTC
Block reward halving event
Improves data availability sampling efficiency
Raises validator limit and account abstraction
Independent validator client goes live on mainnet
92 million ARB released
Team and early investor shares released
Bitcoin Season
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